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Joke of the Day

"You can read his mind in his face. Yes it's usually a complete blank."

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her... ...But then I saw her face."

"A Physics Joke Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited."

"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."

"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."

"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""

"I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools"