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Joke of the Day
"You can read his mind in his face. Yes it's usually a complete blank."
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"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"
"What do you call a pig that was murdered? A ham-i-cide"
"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""
"What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire :)."
"Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies."
"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."
"I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick."
"I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks, here, have some."""
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might me a little to get hard, I just got laid by some chick. EDIT: ""take me a little while"""