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Joke of the Day

"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."

"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version."

"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."

"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."

"From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day? Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why? Her: I want to have dreams too"

"Mos Def I always thought that Mos Def had the most deft hands"

"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."

"Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!! Oh God, honey, where was your head at?! Ummm against the passenger door, I think"

"My wife asks for 500$ every day wow and what does she buy with all that money ? I don't know I never give it to her."

"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"