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Joke of the Day
"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."
Next Joke
"I woke up with an erection this morning... I beat it single handed"
"My wife: ""vacation sex really is the best!"" Worst postcard I ever received."
"When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich"
"""You missed a spot."" -g"
"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."
"""Act your age!"" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt."
"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."
"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."
"Me: *eating a Mars bar* Martian: Good grief where will I obtain alcohol now"