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Joke of the Day

"the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks"

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"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"
"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"
"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."
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"LPT: Don't eat Taco Bell for breakfast. Or you're gonna have a shitty day."
"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"[sketchy parking lot] stranger: hey man, can you jump my car? me: maybe if i get a running start"