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Joke of the Day
"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"
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"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."
"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."
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"I got my dog a tinder... He loves chasing pussy"
"Knock Knock. Who's there? *Doctor* Doctor who? *Actually, it's just ""the doctor"".*"