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Joke of the Day

"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"

"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."

"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."

"what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person"

"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... I woke up this morning exhausted."

"The name ""groundhog"" suggests the presence of sea and skyhogs and I am not sure how I feel about that."

"I like to abbrev."

"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"