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Joke of the Day
"Why do mice have long tails ? Well they'd look silly with long hair !"
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"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."
"You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup."
"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."
"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."
"My girlfriend told me I treat her like a child so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself"
"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."
"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."
"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead"
"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."