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Joke of the Day
"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."
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"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."
"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"
"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"
"Santa should promote clean energy this year. Instead of a lump of coal he should give a can of biofuel to the bad kids."
"I'm at my most ""floor manager"" when I'm falling down drunk."
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."
"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"