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Joke of the Day

"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."

"Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder"

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"

"What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy."

"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..."

"Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41"

"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."

"I'm crap at telling jokes. I keep on punching up the fuck lines."