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Joke of the Day
"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."
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"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"
"Why I don't like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."
"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."
"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""
"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."
"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"
"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."