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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry"
Next Joke
"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"
"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."
"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."
"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"
"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"
"Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate? It was only allowed one piece of carrion."