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Joke of the Day

"So a skinhead walks into a Jewish bakery... A skinhead walking into a Jewish bakery and asks, ""How much does the challah cost?"""

"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."

"What sex position produces the ugliest offspring? I don't know go ask your mom."

"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."

"I know five people who are clinically insane... I'm two of them."

"You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn't feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double"