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Joke of the Day

"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."

"I couldn't find my credit card this morning. Someone must have swiped it. I'm sorry."

"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"

"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"

"What can't teenage girls do? Even"

"Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka Not as effective as NyQuil"

"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"

"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"

"Dad: HEY come here, did you go to school with this guy on tv? Me: Dad, that's Spongebob Squarepants Dad: Must've been in your sister's class"

"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."