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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
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"What do you call a dumb seal? An imbeseal"
"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
"Five emos in a room A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in."
"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""
"Have you heard of the grammar nazi? He is really anti-semantic..."
"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"
"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."
"Songs with lyrics like, ""We don't need sleep,"" why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?"