76862
Joke of the Day
"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."
Next Joke
"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"
"What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them"
"You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3"
"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"
"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"
"I paid My 11 old $10 to do the dishes, so on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson."
"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."