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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"""
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"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."
"If 40 is the new 20, does that mean 20 is the new 10, and if so, do I need to delete these photos off my phone?"
"I don't have enough milk for my Cocoa Puffs. Buddha was right. Life is suffering."
"A farmer won a million dollars playing the lottery, he was really excited looking at his bank account... ...it now showed zero dollars."
"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."
"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"
"Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it."
"What does a cow say in the winter? I'm udderly freezing!"