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Joke of the Day

"My throat has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"

"I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band."

"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"

"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"

"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"

"SPOILER ALERT: In the book ""What to Expect When You're Expecting,"" it's a baby. You're expecting a baby."

"They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"