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Joke of the Day

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"

"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."

"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."

"I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""..."

"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"

"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says ""Arrr... It's driving me nuts!"""

"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."

"What did one bag of shit say to the other bag of shit? ""Ugh, stop standing so colostomy."""

"If not at Bed Bath & Beyond, WHERE CAN I BUY A BED BATH?"