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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts."
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"I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied ""No thanks, I'm not a big Japanese guy"""
"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."
"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"What I learned in college: 1. Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1."
"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."
"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."
"If you watched a movie of my life backwards it would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them back into the fridge."
"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."