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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
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"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"
"I've never understood the whole 'burying people for fun at the beach'. The cops will just find the bodies when the tide comes"
"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"
"I slept with 4 girls last night... And the floor of the hotel room killed my back."
"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""
"What's the hardest thing, being in a room full of sexy people? my dick"
"Just saw a bird walking down the side of the road & yelled out my window, ""YOU CAN FLY, YOU STUPID BIRD,"" because I am a mature adult."
"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."
"Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone."