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Joke of the Day
"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"
"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"
"Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!"
"I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so. You know, before it's hard and crusty"
"what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Damn"
"Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough."
"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."
"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"
"A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium. Apparently, I needed an extra large."