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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."
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"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"
"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ ladder."
"I accidentally jerked off to a picture of my mom this morning... I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike."
"I hate it when my kid says, ""But mom, it was an accident!"" Yeah? Well so were you, but I still have to take responsibility for you..."
"What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert"
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"
"This joke contains no nudity, no sexual acts, no alkohol drinking, no cheating, violence, bad language or anything provocative. It's so safe, its a joke."
"The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!"