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Joke of the Day

"What does Sean Spicer call emails? Alternative fax."

"To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic"

"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"

"When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That's why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson."

"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."

"My girlfriend told me I'm her 32nd lover Turns out what she really meant was I'm her thirty second lover"

"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""

"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."

"I had to quit my job as a refurbished dildo salesman due to the recent influx of gay customers. Things have been pretty shitty lately."

"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."