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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food? A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I went to the doctor and said, ""My penis is burning."" He said, ""That means someone is talking about it."" - Garry Shandling. RIP."
"Dreamed last night the world was running out of air. We figured out how to make it with carrots and broccoli. Al Gore, call me."
"Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?"
"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."
"What do you call an Italian who has sex with kids? PASTA"
"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""
"I read an article saying that if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank God, I only drink every night."
"What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy? En-dwarf-ins"