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Joke of the Day
"For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa."
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"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"
"What idiot called them swordfish instead of... oh, no, wait, actually that's pretty good."
"Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities? ""Crime Prevention Center"""
"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."
"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."
"Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the frame"
"What's a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast"