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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it."
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"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("
"Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight? Because they're lossless."
"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."
"A gay man introduced himself to me at the bar the other day. He said, ""my name is Richard. But I prefer Dick."""
"Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is my favourite book about a weird guy who murders four children then convinces another to live with him."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!"
"4-year-old: What do you want for your birthday? Me: You could get me a ""world's best dad"" mug. 4: You told me not to lie."
"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."
"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."