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Joke of the Day

"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"

"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"

"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."

"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"

"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"

"Which is the month in which women talk the least? February... because it has the least number of days"

"Joke 3 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell? Princess Aurorasaurus"

"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"