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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"
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"My doctor went to write me a prescription for my heart meds. He pulled out a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and said ""Shit, some asshole has my pen!"""
"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."
"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."
"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "
"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"
"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."
"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"
"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"