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Joke of the Day
"If I have an erection for more than 4 hours, she is going to need to see a doctor."
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"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"
"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."
"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."
"Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides."
"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."
"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."
"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."
"I tried to help by doing my daughter's hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep."