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Joke of the Day

"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind. Buildings can't jump."

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met."

"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""

"Walked into the gym and did 1 push up in front of everyone, then ripped off my shirt and walked out grunting 'You did it. You did it.'"

"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""