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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women tip bartenders? They don't give a tip because they take the tip."
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"Crazy ex's are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"
"I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night."
"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"
"How to insult an elder in the museum. Say ""I would shake your hand, but the sign says ""Do not touch the artifacts.""""."
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know probably more than eight, my basement is still dark."
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"
"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"