199315

Joke of the Day

"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"My Somalian friend asked me the other day... If I had ever tried Somalian food. ""No, I've never had any,"" I said. ""That's all right,"" he said, ""neither have Somalians."""

"No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough."

"I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone."

"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."

"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"

"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."

"How many virgins do I get from dying of embarrassment? Does anyone know?"