199315

Joke of the Day

"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""

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"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."
"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."
"A guy's ego."
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."
"A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier ""Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"""
"My wife says she is really looking forward to the hotel... But I have my reservations."
"CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked."
"Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFO's and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them."