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Joke of the Day

"North America Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."

"Why does light travel faster than sound? Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"churches should have punch cards and if you go ten times you get a free sandwich"

"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"

"I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'."

"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."

"Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it."

"Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel? To get the serf report"

"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."

"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."