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Joke of the Day

"North America Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."

"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."

"Today is Compliment Someone Randomly Day. And may I just say that this paper bag would go beautifully with that outfit you're wearing."

"Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter."

"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."

"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"

"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"

"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."