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Joke of the Day
"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."
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"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"*watching husband sleep* Me: ""I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"" *husband snores* Me: ""I can't live like this."""
"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."
"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"
"Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once ... ... as a JPG."
"""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!"" I scream to my dogs as they all watch me trip, run into the coffee table and spill my coffee all over myself."
"Don't look for a job in a funeral company It's a dying industry"
"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."
"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."