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Joke of the Day

"Dance like the picture's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Tweet like no one's following."

"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"

"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."

"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."

"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"

"I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. Hahaha"

"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"

"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."