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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
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"No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's"
"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"
"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"
"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"
"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"
"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"
"I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me."
"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."
"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"