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Joke of the Day

"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"Melania Trump is so dumb... She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)"

"My grandpa used to say that dating was like doing laundry. Never mix the whites with the colors."

"There is one instrument I just can't stand.. The Sitar"

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions"

"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I'm gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."

"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."

"Just got back from a once in a lifetime holiday, never again!"