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Joke of the Day
"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"
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"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"
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"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
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"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."
"Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky."