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Joke of the Day
"I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me."
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"I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too"
"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they ask me, they ask me: ""Say, Paul, what's the Mahabharata?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, just a bit of light reading."""
"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."
"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."