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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"

"I get wetter as you get dryer. What am I? A necrophiliac."

"What does a communist prostitute do? Seizes the means of reproduction"

"Oh Tuesday. You are the Director's Cut of Monday."

"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"

"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"

"Why did the foot smile? He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful."

"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."

"You know what they say about incest... It's only relatively bad."

"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"