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Joke of the Day
"Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair."
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"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."
"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."
"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"
"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"
"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"
"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"
"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."