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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."
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"Top causes of divorce: 1. Finances 2. Infidelity 3. Unmet expectations 4. Growing apart 5. Tandem bikes"
"I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com"
"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"So I was at a sushi restaurant last night. I saw they had this Orgasm roll. I tried it, but I couldn't finish."
"I once tried to overdose on Viagra. It was the hardest time of my life.."
"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"
"""Read 'em and weep"" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII."
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"