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Joke of the Day
"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."
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"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired."
"That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty."
"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."
"The man that invented throat lozenges died last week... There was no coffin at the funeral."
"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"
"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."
"<gets on elevator > Pushes all the buttons Hugs everyone Prays out loud that we're not going to die Gets off at the 2nd floor Laughs"
"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."