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"What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man"
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"I'm not into Russian dolls anymore. They are so fucking full of themselves."
"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."
"The difference between dead babies and vegetables? I don't eat my vegetables."
"[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him"
"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."
"Oh I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood. This is a Ferrets wheel. When your compartment is 90 feet in the air, we release the ferrets."
"Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia? Sexy children."
"Doc, I've got a problem... ...every morning at 8 sharp i poop... Doc: How is that a problem? Guy: ...I wake up at 9..."
"Drunk. In Wal Mart. Fuck."