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Joke of the Day

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"

" Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He lost WW2."

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."

"I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what's going on and there's a lot of sex and wine drinking."

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."

"If I could pick a superpower it would be to clone myself so the other me could answer the 4,291,386 questions my 4 year old asks daily"

"Maybe ghosts ARE real and you never see them on paranormal investigation shows because they're too put off by leather statement jewelry."

"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."

"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."