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Joke of the Day
"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."
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"Damn girl are you a Scientology Church? Because after I come inside you I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed and end up paying large sums of money for the rest of my life just to leave."
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."
"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"
"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""
"Where do 4 gay guys go? One Direction"
"Back in my day, we didn't have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums."