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Joke of the Day

"It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels."

"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"*at a loud house party* Is this your- I SAID IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? I NOTICED THE DOG BOWL. WHERE IS HE OR SHE, I'D LIKE TO PET HIM OR HER"

"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"

"My pillow has down syndrome."

"What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks? Minnesota"

"What's the difference between anal and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out."