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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who can't find a job? A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks."

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"A joke about 'The Interview' Nobody fucking cares."
"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."
"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""
"Coworker: I couldn't sleep. Just thinking all night Me: Maybe try doing some of that here in the office during the day"
"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"
"the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here"