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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who can't find a job? A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks."

"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."

"""Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?"" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything."

"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."

"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"

"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."

"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."

"When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin."

"What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar."

"*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL"