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Joke of the Day

"Why will you never see a politician at your Concealed Weapons Permit class? Because people who purchase weapons legally are law abiding citizens."

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"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."
"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."
"I'm even late for work when I work from home"
"ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex. Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :("
"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"
"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
"I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks... My wife still has hers."
"My wife told me ""My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"" I said ""And what did your proctologist say?"""