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Joke of the Day

"Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks, ""Why would anyone want to kill their wife?"""

"If I had no emotions, I don't know how I'd feel about it."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all of the signs were there."

"What's a farmers favourite part of a novel? The plot."

"A guy was playing a guitar... ..got arrested for fingering A-minor"

"Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam"

"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""

"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."

"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."

"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."