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Joke of the Day

"So I asked my North Korean friend how's life there He said he can't complain"

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Convincing their family to consent to it!"

"What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke."

"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."

"How did the psychiatrist break his leg? He had a Freudian slip."

"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."

"Chainsaws: because ""The Texas Weed-whacker Massacre"" just wasn't scary enough"

"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"