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Joke of the Day

"HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*"

"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."

"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."

"What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes"

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."

"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"

"I just met the girl of my dreams She flew into class naked and her teeth fell out."