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Joke of the Day
"What did one steak say to another? Nice to meat you"
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"What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting"
"I'm really disappointed that Jill Stein is not the female Wallstreet-corporate puppet of the 2016 US Presidential election... As I'll never get to use the term ""shill Stein"""
"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"
"How do you know if a woman uses a vibrator when pregnant The kid stutters"
"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."
"Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out."
"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!"